[ownedbycats]

I once got a rather amusing scam email. Your basic "blah blah blah Nigerian prince, help me get money out of the country" thing... except that the spammer used a spoofed email header, with my own email, meaning that if I responded I would've just been emailing myself. And yes I checked; it was just a spoof and my account hadn't been compromised.

I also occasionally get emails with old password breaches threatening to release webcam footage of me watching porn videos to all my Facebook contacts. It'd be amusing to see them try, considering I'm asexual and lack either a webcam or a Facebook account.