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Russian Ivan died and came to the gates of heaven. Saint Peter stated: Unfortunately you will go to hell, but you can choose, whether you go to the capitalist or communist hell.
I want to go to the communist hell, Ivan answered without hesitation.
Why on earth? Saint Peter asked.
Well, because I know the system. I know that it is good to be in inferno, when there is no coal. If there is coal, the boiler is being repaired. If the boiler is intact, the boilerman is drunk. And if the boilerman is sober, there is no coal...
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