I hope it doesn't have the '
Worrisome Wedge of Woe', also known as the '
Unfortunate Band of Unlight'; although, my records indicate that it is also sometimes referred to as the '
Liminal Laughing Lightsaber'.

Please, early adopters, report back with images!
Also, there are reports (you know who you are!) that it will not fit in any pockets, except those worn by Captain Kangaroo.