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An American couple are visiting Israel...
The long married couple have been travelling & seeing the sights for a few months. One day, the woman's husband suddenly collapses and dies.
At the morgue he is pronounced dead. The mortician says 'We can bury him here in Israel for $250 or cremate him for $1000.'
The wife ponders it & says: 'I'd like him cremated for $1000.'
The mortician says: 'It will be done'
So arrangements are made.
Then he asks the wife: 'Why did you go with cremation for $1000 when burying him here would have only cost $250?'
She replies: 'Well I heard that a long time ago, someone who was buried in this same place, rose from the ground 3 days after... I just couldn't take that chance'
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