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Originally Posted by ZodWallop

I haven't yet read any Guy N. Smith. But I remember Neil Gaiman briefly discussing him on the radio show Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Here's a transcript:

"'he wasn't going to leave her alone that night, crabs or no crabs.'

"But they were huge giant crabs that were coming out of the sea, menacing the world."

Are you alluding, my Good Sir, to battles with giant enemy crabs, as chronicled in Japanese history?