Heh heh
No, once in a while I can sneak away from my wife and post chauvinist remarks in the anonymity of the internet.
Not german either.
I don't read romantic novels. And I also don't like erotic interludes in movies or books - most of the time I find they are too intentional. I prefer subtle hints and then a cut and a new chapter where they wake up and go out to hunt more bad guys.