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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
Why would anyone feel like going to the grocery store on a Saturday, when it's more likely to be filled with shums, chavs and murderous sods(*)?
(* My local supermarket made the national news recently when a woman phoned her boyfriend to tell him to come to the store to hit someone who had pushed in the queue in front of her. He did, and killed the man. Then got told by an irate girlfriend that it was the wrong man, to which he replied something along the lines of "I'll have to get the right one then". To be fair, though, I don't know if it happened on a Saturday or not...)
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I too, try to avoid all shopping areas on the weekends, especially Saturdays. Not only because of the occasional murderous boyfriend that might appear to defend his girlfriend's status in the checkout line, but mostly the shums you mentioned. Shums and shumettes everywhere and no parental units keeping the little heathens under control. We could only wish the world was "
going to the dogs" rather than being taken over by THEM.
