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Old 02-06-2021, 12:59 PM   #11302
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A woman was cleaning out a box she'd picked up at an auction and found an old brass lamp. She started cleaning it and a genie appeared in front of her.

"Whatever you want, as many things as you want, just ask " the genie said.

"My husband’s eyes should be only on me during all waking hours."

"And then ..?"

"He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me."

"And then?"

"He should never sleep without me by his side."

"And then ..?"

"When he wakes up in the morning he should only see my face first."

"And then ..?"

"He should not go anywhere without me."

"And then ..?"

"If there is even a single scratch on me, he should go crazy with grief."

"And then ..?"

"That's it."

Spoiler:
And, bingo, the genie turned the woman into a smartphone!
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