"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Sarah.
"Fifty years," Grandma replied.
"That is so wonderful," exclaimed Sarah. "And I bet in all that time, you never once thought about divorce, right?"
"Right Sarah. Divorce, NEVER. Murder, lots of times."
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