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Is it me? Or, are the people who take calls at the insurance company totally stupid??
Me: I'd like to report a claim.
Idiot: Can you tell me about the accident?
Me: There wasn't an accident. There is a hail storm going on outside. My new car is being hit by hail stones the size of baseballs ... several hundred of them.
Idiot: Where were you when the accident occurred?
Me: Well, I was in bed and very sick, until I heard the horrendous banging on the roof, at which time I got out of bed and ran out to see my car being beaten to death by hail stones.
Idiot: And, where was the car?
Me: It's where it's been for the past five days .... parked in front of the damn house!!
Idiot: And, did you call the police??
Me: Why? So, they could arrest the f**king hail stones?? Don't you think the police have better things to do than run around checking every car in the county for hail damage and trying to handcuff hail stones? Are you even listening to me??
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