Some people are just daft. No, no, I mean looney. No, no, I mean... oh never mind.
Oh, people call me Daffy, they say that I am gooney.
Just because I'm happy is no sign I'm Looney Tuney.
When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain.
Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain.
Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, though try with all your might.
Turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite!