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Two cats meeting. - "How's the going?" the first asks.
"I'm practicing fetching tricks now." - says the second.
"How utterly distastefully doggish!."
"Ah, dunno - It's funny in a sort of way." - says the first.
"Fine. Got me curious now. Explain." - the 2nd demands.
"See, every time I do that - the 1st cat demonstrates - my can opener runs to fetch his smartphone."
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