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Old 12-06-2020, 09:43 PM   #11216
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An old man asks his family that, when he dies, they take all his savings, convert them into gold bars, put them into a suitcase, and bury the suitcase with him.

The family obliges and, upon his death, buries the suitcase with him.

The man arrives at the gates of heaven with his suitcase. The angel at the gates is curious and asks what he has there with him.

"See for yourself!" exclaims the man and opens up the suitcase for the angel to see.

The angel looks at the contents of the suitcase, and then back at the man, confused "Pavement?"
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