Only three or four? How can you expect to be at top form of competition if you can only manage three or for killer farts? Iaien Mac Mach, All Time Scots National Flatulence Champ three years running (01, 02, and the enviable 03-04 Grand Competition) could muster three or four killer farts before even having breakfast. After a strong plate of beans, he could lay low an entire village! Buck up there, lady! Let's get some heft into it!