Quote:
Originally Posted by RWood
Sent to me by an old high schooll friend that I have not seen in many years. She wrote:
”Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”
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my g/f of the hour will love this one
if the puppy wants to be restrained i still have my jacket with the long sleves that tie in the back
you've been a great audience, i'll be here all week, remember to tip your waitress
