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Le Brat has returned, head hung in shame.
Let it be known to all that in this month, October of the year 2020, I have not just fallen off the wagon. No, I have leapt, flagrantly and without regard for decency, accomplishing two somersaults and a half-twist before sticking a 10-point landing on top of a pile of ebooks.
And then bouncing and landing gracelessly on my bottom.
'Twas a fantastic spectacle, but a failure nonetheless.
And so, I have returned here, to where my infernal legend began. Where else can I go? No one else in this world would understand.
Someone, please pass me an icepack for my bottom?
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