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drjd · 09-17-2020, 06:52 AM

Does anybody here know what to do if a bear attacks?

A lot of people do think you are supposed to play dead, which is not what you're supposed to do.
And the best thing about playing dead is -- that's like a rumor that bears spread.

09-17-2020, 06:52 AM	#11125
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Does anybody here know what to do if a bear attacks? A lot of people do think you are supposed to play dead, which is not what you're supposed to do. And the best thing about playing dead is -- that's like a rumor that bears spread.