The Spawn are the offspring of members 5th Wiggle, AKA the Benevolent Evil Overloard, and myself, 5th Wiggle Wife. We live in a secret compound in Evil Canada where the B.E.L. does questionable gene splicing and mad scientific experiments with DNA harvested from unsuspecting MobileRead members, most often from the chicken.
The Spawn are our 16 year old twins who already secretly rule the world and have fantastical adventures wherein they.....help. Ask the mouse about his house renovation. The are all powerful, exuberant and most definitely evil-ish. They love their Unkie Poohbear! Especially with BBQ sauce.
Any yes, they do read MobileRead.
