Money Back Guarantee by Hunter Shea is $0.99 at Amazon US. This is a short story or novella at 73 pages.
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With her son’s heart set on piloting his own nuclear submarine, Rosemary Lanchester orders the cardboard craft advertised on the back of a comic book. But when she tries to get her money back for the faulty toy, the company’s customer service center responds with escalating threats. To save her family, Rosemary tracks down the company’s mysterious headquarters with the help of her brother—a survivalist with enough toys of his own to wage an all-out war.
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This is the third in a series called Mail Order Massacre and they all sound like a hoot. The first one is about
Sea Monkeys dumped in the sewers, the second is about
X-Ray Specs that work too well and now there's this one about the cardboard submarine.
I imagine soon there will be an omnibus of all three. But at $2.99 a pop for books under 100 pages, I think they're overpriced. I added them to ereaderiq for a $0.99 sale.