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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
I just broke 5000........you realize thats 17.28 per day?
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You broke 5000! Well you just pick up those pieces and glue them all back together, missy, or there'll be no dessert for you!
5000 what anyway? I just broke wind, but fortunately I've got a dog I can blame it on...wait, it doesn't work if I tell you that, does it?
I wonder if your average gets dragged down by telling the same grandma story multiple times, having forgotten that you'd already done so.
(Okay, I think I just about covered everything there. Yep, everything attented to. I guess I can sign-off...)
Cheers,
Marc
PS. Oh, yeah! Congratulations, DGMa. We pollsters rejoice at your kilometrestone.