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Dr. Drib · 07-05-2020, 10:34 AM

If you like sea deities and things associated with the sea, then how about these ideas for naming your new Oasis:

1) The Abyss - The place where ebook covers go.
2) Cthulhu - Has numerous tentacles to hold those missing ebook covers.
3) William Hope Hodgson - Check him out. A great writer!

Please remember that going the Cthulhu route and actually USING a name associated with one of the Great Old Ones opens the hapless reader to the possibility of actually SEEING one of these deities, which immediately results in a case of incurable insanity, since the human mind is incapable of processing such information. This would, of course, defeat the purpose actually READING on your new Kindle Oasis 3.

Proceed with caution...

07-05-2020, 10:34 AM	#89
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,500 Karma: 60119087 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	If you like sea deities and things associated with the sea, then how about these ideas for naming your new Oasis: 1) The Abyss - The place where ebook covers go. 2) Cthulhu - Has numerous tentacles to hold those missing ebook covers. 3) William Hope Hodgson - Check him out. A great writer! Please remember that going the Cthulhu route and actually USING a name associated with one of the Great Old Ones opens the hapless reader to the possibility of actually SEEING one of these deities, which immediately results in a case of incurable insanity, since the human mind is incapable of processing such information. This would, of course, defeat the purpose actually READING on your new Kindle Oasis 3. Proceed with caution... Last edited by Dr. Drib; 07-05-2020 at 10:37 AM.