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Originally Posted by RWood
I applied for a position and DG turned me down so rather than be the entire (or 50%) of the tax base I moved outside the country to my country house. Nice place, low taxes.
It does have great defenses and could hold off a large invasion, not that MR could even mount one large enough. Rather than overtax the people here we have Krispy Kreame Donut stores, a brewery, a distillery, and a drug manufacturing plant. It is amazing how much of the stimulus money from MR has already flowed in to this area. From the published reports, it seems that we have already gotten over two-thirds of it.
This means that we can afford the finest defensive hardware -- not that we would need much against your sling-shots, hula-hoops, and frisbee throwers. We just completed our new digital television station and satellite relay system so if you can find the funds we will be happy to sell you some bandwidth to replace your 56k dial-up Internet service that the palace is currently using. (Yes, we have spies there too.)
This week's special is a dozen glazed for $2.50. Cash only. No IOUs or credit.
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