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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Old joke...two neighbours chatting...
Neighbour 1: I saw some bloke stealing your front gate this morning
Neighbour 2: Well why didn't you stop him?!
Neighbour 1: I didn't want him to take offence
[insert pre-emptive :groan:]
Cheers,
Marc
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Aaaaand, a rimshot!!
That line was from another old joke, to wit:
Teacher: Use the word "defense" in a sentence, Bobby.
Bobby: De dog jumped over de fence.
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I always wanted to say "to wit" .... my life is now complete.