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Old 05-08-2020, 12:20 PM   #34
BobC
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I'll bet you are just waiting for someone to send you something like this to work on :

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“If my memory sarves me reightly, Mally, its abaght forty year sin aw tell’d thee at aw liked a boil’d egg for mi braikfast, an it seems tha’s nivver forgetten it, for it seems to me at tha’s nivver gein me owt else, an awm just abaat sick o’th seet on em.”

“Ther’s nivver onny suitin thee, Sammywell, what aw do for thi, an as to givin thi eggs to thi braikfast for forty year, tha knows it isn’t true, for aw dooant think tha’s had em moor nor once a month, if that. But tha needn’t freeat abaat that, for at th’ price eggs is nah, its just like aitin brass. Aw’ve gien em to thi a time or two latly becoss tha complained abaat feelin waik, an ther’s nowt at’s moor strength nor eggs.”

“If this is a sample aw believe tha’rt reight, for this is strong enuff to drive me aght o’th haase. Eggs is nivver fit to ait unless they’re fresh, and tha owt to know that.”
But then I suppose the title would be enough to put you off :

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Yorkshire Tales, amusing sketches of Yorkshire life
Not only does spellchecking it present real problems but actually reading it, even when you are familiar with the dialect taxes the brain. Bye the way Sammywell is Samuel.

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