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DixieGal · 03-18-2009, 02:06 PM

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am here to apply for the job opening. I want to be MR CFO of Stimulus Spending (Ours) and Court Jester.

My qualifications may be found by clicking my name and selecting "see other posts by DixieGal."

My five year plan is to have a career in high finance, which would allow me to run rampant through government giveaways. I am looking for a signing package that offers annual bonues in the six-to-seven figure range. I am skilled at fiction and storytelling, which makes me the perfect employee for handling those pesky Congressional hearings.

Thank you for your consideration of me for this position, and I look forward to hearing from you again soon.

Yours Sincerely,

DixieGal

(Dont'cha just hate resume cover letters?)

03-18-2009, 02:06 PM	#124
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Dear Sir or Madam, I am here to apply for the job opening. I want to be MR CFO of Stimulus Spending (Ours) and Court Jester. My qualifications may be found by clicking my name and selecting "see other posts by DixieGal." My five year plan is to have a career in high finance, which would allow me to run rampant through government giveaways. I am looking for a signing package that offers annual bonues in the six-to-seven figure range. I am skilled at fiction and storytelling, which makes me the perfect employee for handling those pesky Congressional hearings. Thank you for your consideration of me for this position, and I look forward to hearing from you again soon. Yours Sincerely, DixieGal (Dont'cha just hate resume cover letters?) Last edited by DixieGal; 03-18-2009 at 02:25 PM. Reason: I don't know why the quote from Neko was there, but I deleted it and fixed up the application letter a little classier.