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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
I'm ready. I just acquired a sharp pointed wooden sword in addition to my regular sword.
Plus, I've outfitted my property with Ultra Brand Solar Lights ("It's just like having the sun in your home!"). The flick of one switch and it is like the brightest day of the year.
Plus, I haven't invited you into my home so you can't enter it.
"I'm ready" win.
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*Chicken covers self in foil to reflect all that nasty bright light*
*chicken attaches anvil to foot and launches from catapult*
Now to drop in on a pesky lizard.
Invitations don't matter when you are plunging through the roof.