A joke for the Spud who is keeping this thread going:
There was a royal potato family. You had King Potato, Queen Potato and Princess Potato. And Princess Potato wanted to get married to Dan Rather. And so she walked over to King Potato and asked him, "Father, I wanna get married to Dan Rather." And King Potato said, "You can't get married to Dan Rather; he's a commentator."
Reportedly told to drummer Matt Chamberlain by Bob Dylan once: