Quote:
Originally Posted by AnimalOfArt
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From
Plan 9 From Outer Space, considered by many people to be the worst film ever made. Monologue spoken by Criswell:
"Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends; future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable; that is why you are here. And now for the first time we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that faithful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places, my friends, we can not keep this a secret any longer; let us punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent..."
...and yet another story about self-styled ebook readers with color...[Haven't stories like this been around for close to 10 years?]