I will win while trying to come up with a way to deal with the bird flu that a certain chicken seems intent upon spreading around...
- Flame thrower...nah...it would set the thread on fire....however it would give us fried chicken
- Force field...nah...the technology is not developed enough yet...
- Movie-sized fan...nah...it would just throw the chicken around the thread and would likely spread the flu around
- A marathon of Bee Gees music...that might work, the piercing vocals would drive the chicken into a catatonic state and would cause him to just lay on the floor.
What do you think?
Pondering win.
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