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Old 01-24-2020, 02:22 AM   #10825
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A monk and a nun are playing tennis. Every time the monk misses a ball, he shouts, "Goddamn, I missed!" The nun tells him not to swear so much, and that the Lord certainly won't like it. But the monk can't help himself, and since he isn't a very good player, the court resounds with his curses: "Goddamn, I missed!", again and again and again. Then suddenly there's a dark cloud above, from which a bolt of lightning comes down and kills the nun. A moment of shocked silence, then a booming voice from above: "Goddamn, I missed!"
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