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Old 01-13-2020, 02:42 PM   #119721
poohbear_nc
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1 View Post
*Solitaire1 needs a pawn for his chess set. He looks at PoohBear and is inspired. He sprays a layer of starch on PoohBear, freezing him in place. Solitaire1 then puts PoohBear on the chessboard.*

Excellent. Now I can win at chess.

Gaming win.
*Fortunately the Guinness marinade seeps through the chicken's pores and dissolves the starch*

*Which coats the chessboard and freezes all pieces in place*

No win for the sneaky lizard!
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