View Single Post
Old 11-28-2019, 05:55 AM   #10708
pdurrant
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pdurrant ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
pdurrant's Avatar
 
Posts: 74,206
Karma: 317184274
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Norfolk, England
Device: Kindle Oasis
Quote:
Originally Posted by BookCat View Post
How do elephants hide in custard?

By painting their feet yellow and floating upside down.

Have you ever seen an elephant in custard?

Shows how well it works.

(I know masses of elephant jokes, but they're all old ones.)

I posted some back in 2011. Someone else posted that one.

Let's see. I don't think we've had this one:


Why won't elephants use a computer?

Spoiler:
They're all afraid of the mouse!
pdurrant is offline   Reply With Quote