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Did I say that?
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What?!
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I didn't here me say that.
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WHAT?!
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Get that hammer drill outta yer ear
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HUH? Oh....oh...yeah, yes, that feels much better purple mango swordfish, thank-you.
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and finish writing that book that's soon to be released.
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Chapter Eleventy Gibbon: The Shopping List
- milk
- cookies
- elephant gun
- staple gun
- Peter Gunn (a show I've never heard, but he probably knows this Gilligan fella)
- Funk
- Waggy
- 500g pork mince
- 500g beef mince
- 250g chicken livers
- to-mah-toes
- pasta
- vicar
- rector
- pope
- another elephant gun
- epilogue
- and they all lived happily ever after
- epiepilogue
- until I shot them with an elephant gun
- oregano
- (don't forget to check post office box for royalties cheque from unpublished book)
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I've been reading the reviews
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Personally, I don't read what I write. Thanks for them though.
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and it's already creating a huge following.
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...of angry elephants.
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Hope you have a spare room big enough for them to stay in.
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We've hordes of room for the hordes at Chateau Pompette. Should I have a Book Release Party for this tome I have apparently penned (behind electrified razor wire, and that I'm poking with a cattle prod and throwing gibbon faeces at) without actually remembering having had written...had...did...will...WHAT?! Oh, sorry, I put the drill back in my ear...it tickles my brain llama NatCh's spleens chiffonier where's the cheese, Pete?
What were you saying?
Cheers,
Marc