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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Is nudity not God's uniform? Is shame not the first and common sin of all? If I have no shame, does that mean I am a new creation? Am I a new breed? Must I show the New Way? Will the wise follow me, but not too close? Or does it just mean I like the feel of a cool breeze on my googly-bits, and wear my underpants on my head?
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Does anyone know how I can procure a signed, illustrated first Collector's Edition, coffee table version of Marc's new faux gold leaf, armadillo bound with pheasant feathers and worsted weight yarn (complete with attached two-of-a-kind googly-bits bookmark) Reference and Memoirs of never before revealed: life-lessons, confessions, advice, jokes, love interests, shopping lists, trivia, detailed instructions, materials required, household ingredients, necessities, best guesses, friends and family, recipes, job interviews, don't-you-dares, driving lessons, flora & fauna, wit & wisecracks, Jack & Jill, Jack & Jack, Jill & Jill, money matters, age matters, eye color matters, nothing matters, black holes, hairstyles, face masks, 4D Reality TV, shums, Super Heroes guide through space and time, and MANY more topics too numerous and tiresome to mention here; published by "Funk & Waggy" and due to be released at bookstores neverwhere near you on Tuesday 2010?
Can I pre-order?
How much will it sell for?
Will it be available in popular electronic format without DRM?
Will there be a book signing, or just an engraved paw print on the cover?
Will the protective underpants case and light-wedgy be included, or sold separately?
And will there be a replaceable battery?
Do inquiring minds want to know?
Well, DO THEY?
