Every internship ever:
From "Early Riser: A Novel" by Jasper Fforde -
"‘I need a new Novice with a good memory to train up. Good career path. Exciting too. Lots of challenges. Bit of cash, extra pudding. Medium to high risk of death.’
‘What was the last bit again?’
‘Extra pudding.’
‘And after that?'
‘Coffee and mints?’
‘I meant on your list.’
‘Oh – medium to high risk of death.’"
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