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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
Oh yeah?? Try telling that to Bill Cosby!!!
Quoting from the master:
[when his wife sees that he has given the kids cake for breakfast] I've always heard about people having a conniption but I've never seen one. You don't want to see 'em. My wife's face split. My wife's face split and the skin and hair split and came off of her face so that there was nothing except a skull. And orange lights came out of her hair and there was glitter all around. And fire shot from her eye sockets and began to burn my stomach and she said, "WHERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM?" And I said, "They asked for it!" And the children who had been singing praises to me... LIED on me and said, "Uh-uh! We asked for eggs and milk... AND DAD MADE US EAT THIS!" And my wife sent me to my room... which is where I wanted to go in the first place.
Gotcha!!!
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Do you memorize this stuff?
Hijack? Not me, I just go with the flow, and this is where you were all flowing.
It's almost time for breakfast. I want some of that cake, granny. Gimme!!
(Sorry, I need a sugar fix.)
