Two come-ons that I hate, have subject lines with things similar to these:
- "Shhhh! This Is a Secret Sale" Right. Only I and about a million other people will be told about it.
- "We've handpicked these just for you." I'm so touched, they've selected these particular items just for
me!
Yeah, I believe them (but I also believe that man going to the moon was really just an elaborate hoax).
But you are truly special to us, Dr. Drib. Really.