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Old 08-19-2019, 04:09 PM   #10575
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The joke where YOU are the hero.

A guy proposed to marry a beautiful Italian catholic girl. She accepted on the one condition that he would have to be heard in confession before getting married.

"Come on" says the guy, "I'm not a practicing catholic, I can't do that, it would be meaningless."

"Well, no confession, no wedding" said the girl as her last word.

So, a saturday morning, they go to church and the guy enters the confesional.

"I have sinned, father" he announced.

"In which way son?" answers the priest.

"I have gone to bed with many married women."

"And who would that be?" asked the priest.

"This is private and I can't betray them, even to you!" replies the guy.

"No name, no absolution" says the priest "but let me help you, I'll give you names and you only show me a yes or no sign."

How do YOU want him to answer?

NO:
Spoiler:
"Maria?" - "No",

"Camela?" - "No",

"...?"- "No",

"Pietrina?"- "No".

"Ah go away, you are not repentent" says the exceeded priest.

The guy exit the confessional and his girlfriend ask him if he finally got the the absolution?

"No I'm sorry, but I got good names" says he.

YES:
Spoiler:
"Maria?" - "Yes",

"Camela?" - "Yes",

"...?"- "Yes",

"Pietrina?"- "Yes".

To which the priest says "Ah go away, you slept with all these women and now you want to marry my daugther!"
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