Well, there's the
InspiroBot that generates "inspiring" (yet stupid) quotes.
But my favorite is the
New-Age Bullshit Generator. That's the one they tried out on people and people thought it was "deep".
There is no hope for the human race. Or, "
If you have never experienced this spark at the quantum level, it can be difficult to self-actualize." I think we can all agree with that.