Me: Be honest with me--be brutally honest/blunt. Does my haircut look bad?
Wally: (After a moment's pause) It's not terrific, it's not great. It's not hideous either.
*walking across campus, taking bus home, looking in mirror*
Me: It's hideous. I look like a disturbed Dora the Explorer; like I cut my hair with a machete!
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