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Hitch
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I must have been a monster in my prior life...
You cannot, cannot make this stuff up. You just can't.
I have a book for quoting.
It's 1,218 pages.
It's a Torah.
In a made-up, phonetically-spelled, texting-type language.
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"ehyeh torah waz n’spiyerd by hakadosh rooach, tha holee spirit", tayken frum tha
masoretic tex uv tha hebrew tranzlayshun uv tha kadosh ketveym, "holee sripchurz",..."
I swear I am NOT making this up.
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