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And as far as distractions go; I don't know about you, but I found that most devices have these new-fangled things called volume buttons on them. Some of them will even let you do crazy stuff like go offline. Which is great! Because I could never do anything like ignore an email my own big self.

How long of a reading session would I need to do on a tablet to be considered a "serious" one, anyway? I hope it's not longer than four or five hours at a stretch. My bladder's just not what it used to be.