P.S.
1. If not for @geekmaster's U-Boot profiles (under the Select Boot thread) and
imx_usb, then both my Kindle and I would have become toast by now.
2.
/var/local/logs/* on the third eMMC partition did not change at all between boots.
3. (

) While I was getting my feet deep in the cesspool of "why the hell USB Downloader Mode doesn't blank the e-Ink display and how you should check your host's
dmesg instead", a rather amazing thought (is it?) struck my head:
Why not use
KVM and
qemu to boot Android on the Kindle?
Note that we have U-Boot access, so we can modify ARM ELs however we please. This isn't possible on more "mainstream" consumer devices (like phones and ARM tablets) because U-Boot isn't there.
I know, it would be slow as molasses, but who cares? Isn't that a good first step?