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Originally Posted by GeoffC
She's definitely got to go ......  |
You think I haven't been trying to leave? Let me tell you.
The only reason I joined this nuthouse was to get some fast-track therapy for my little blue friend. I figured if I attended a MobileRead Annonymous meeting by proxy (for my friend of course, who couldn't make it due to a scheduling conflict with the fish), that by speed-reading, talking fast and doing the time travel thing, the blue one could complete the 12 steps, and the extra 3 for bonus points, and be on the wagon and headed for home by sunset (Central Standard Time.)
But Nooooooooooooo . . . I handed over my ill-gotten $300 stimulus check to the laddy at the door, signed the register and I was in (piece of chocolate cake.) But what did I get for my $300? No literature, no instructions, no check list, nowhere to sit, no money-back guarantee (even WITH a restocking fee), not even a receipt so I could show fiscal responsibility and accountability to our taxpayer descendents how their unending tax debt helped stimulate the economy 4 generations ago. No one ever mentioned this was a for-profit self-help animal farm with no “Exit” door. I feel so used. Now that rich laddy bas__rd at the door has his money he won't let me out. Now I'll NEVER get back to Kansas. (Oh, wait. I did’t come from Kansas.) Where in hell am I and how do I get back to . . . . where was that? The Noosaville exit?
So PLEASE help me get outta here.
I'll just go sit in the corner now and wait to be released.
