Wow, just imagine what life will be like when the solar kill shot takes our the whole internet and electric grid. Why, we'll need to re-learn how to lite the charcoal grill with MATCHES!

Be thankful that we won't have to rub sticks together until the Bic runs out of butane.
I guess I can recharge my cell phone in my car, until I run out of gas;

but then why bother when all the towers are dark.

Hmmm, that might be a good book title, "Dark Tower" (Sorry Stephen).
Thank goodness I have a hand crank flashlight.