[pshrynk]

Ooh! Ooh! I'll give it a go! MtravellerH, also known as M-to-the-H is easily mistaken for mjh. Mjh, being the soppy little devil he is, wants to eliminate the competition and take credit for all of m-to-the-h's uploads, since he is secretly m-to-the-h's half brother from an illicit liaison of their father during his duties in Europe during WWII, and mjh is married to the ex-girlfriend of Marc, who was crushed after he kept telling her, "Look, you moron, I'm bloody gay! Quit hanging around here!" one too many times, which led her to an ill conceived liaison with Adrian, resulting in pregnancy, and she bore the child, unbeknownst to mjh, who thinks it his, even though his family has never been all that hairy, and he feels that if he rids the world of his half brother, then he can be the true heir to the family Yugo delaership, the last remaining holdout of a bygone era.

Was that close?