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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
When I have I attacked PoohBear recently? I only wish the best for PoohBear, and I helped him out of various bad situations (such as the removal of spider DNA from his body).
BTW, if PoohBear gets all of the powers of those superheroes, he will also get their weaknesses:
- Superman: Magic, various versions of kryptonite. Plus, he might attract the attention of Mr. Mxyzptlk who would have so much fun with PoohBear.
- Hulk: Well, by consuming so much Guinness he will never become angry enough to be at his strongest. He'd be a mellow Hulk.
- Spider-man: So, he'd have to consent to being part spider. I thought he wanted nothing to do with spiders.
- Wolverine: Despite his popularity, Wolverine isn't very powerful. Plus, if you remove his skeleton he'd start to mutate further and end up as an animal.
- Batman: In order to truly be Batman, PoohBear would have to go through horrifyingly traumatic incidents. The incidents are so traumatic that when they tried to clone Batman and implanted his memories in the clones, just the stress from the memories caused the clones to die.
*Solitaire1 just quietly watches the events happen.*
A Monitor win.
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Terry isn’t dead.
But don’t worry, we can traumatize him...