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Dear Unkie drjd,
Our birthday is coming up soon and we would like to invite you to our Birthday Backyard BBQ. It is next Saturday and we hope you can join us.
Usually we invite Unkie Poohbear but he’s been looking a bit scrawny lately. You however look plump and ..... docile.
We really, really hope we can have you for our party.
Love
The Spawn
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