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Originally Posted by Dylrob
It occurs to us, as agents of chaos, that having the chicken befall a horrid fate has become predictable and thus not chaotic.
* Uses satanic energies to give Poohbear the power to regenerate from any wound *
There we go. Oh, and as a side effect we've have also ended world hunger. You're welcome!
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That's true since one of the often-unmentioned side effects of regeneration is that, logically, any part of the chicken that is separated from the chicken will regenerate into a complete chicken.
Thus, unless PoohBear is very careful, he will soon encounter duplicates of himself that will want Guinness as much as he does because he wants it as much as they do. Plus, he will undergo an identity crisis when he begins to wonder if he is the real PoohBear...
*Solitaire1 envisions a variation of
Highlander where the hordes of PoohBear fight each other so that there will only be one...who will have the Guinness.*