... antitrust ....antivirus (close) ,,,, antiwrinkle...
AHA! Anti-zombie spray. "Guaranteed to cure zombie infection and restore the victim to good health.*"
Oh-oh, there's some small print. "Must be applied thoroughly all over, from a distance of 10-20cm. Zombies may react aggressively to application until the treatment takes full effect. ACME are not responsible for any infections acquired during the application of the spray. "
Hmm.... sounds tricky.
I'll just win while pondering my options.
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